At any rate, the islands in Thailand are a great cheap place to relax and soak up pleasure, if that's what you're after, but I got kind of depressed by the roadside mini-malls in Thailand. I did like the people; I liked their sense of humor and directness. One time a group of us went out to eat at a nice restaurant and this guy at our table got a nosebleed. Being a polite English bloke he was mortified, but the waitress, completely unfazed, brought him a cup of herbs and insisted he shove them up his nose.

The Thais have a sense of pride about the fact that they have never really been colonialized by a Western power like their neightbors (Indonesia was Dutch, Cambodia and Laos and Vietnam were French). They are also a very charming people and very fashion-conscious. Bangkok is a massive sprawling city, and I was impressed that they had cleaned up the trash problem I had heard about. Sometimes Western values bring positive changes. Of course Western values also brings the plastic and stuff that are causing the trash problem in the first place---palm leaves and coconuts weren't too much of a problem. At any rate I didn't see many traditional buildings in Bangkok, and the shiny tiled appearance of many of the wats (Buddhist temples) wasn't really my style. The museum too was unimpressive, it had only a few relics of the royal family (it's interesting how such a cheeky, hedonistic people as the Thai worship the King. There's a picture of him in every establishment).